SOMEONE MADE UP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW Hoodie — Minimalist Slogan Fleece Hoodie

This soft, mid-weight hoodie carries a quiet, witty statement in a gentle hand-lettered script: “astrology isn’t real.” It’s made from a plush combed ring-spun cotton blend with a soft 3-end fleece interior, a roomy kangaroo pocket to warm your hands, and an adjustable hood with matching drawstrings. Subtle embroidery options on the chest make the message tactile and low-key. The cut is relaxed and true to size so it layers easily over tees or under a coat. Wear it on coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or weekend strolls when you want comfort and a little rueful humor woven into your outfit.

Product features
- Soft 3-end fleece with a luxurious hand-feel
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets
- Medium-heavy fabric (≈280 g/m²) with low shrinkage (under 5%)
- Twill neck tape, double-needle topstitching, and tear-away label for durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean